More random questions. Even more random answers, this time from John Greenwood, our Under 13’s coach.
Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day?
Clown Wig
Most embarrassing moment?
Cutting into a wedding cake BEFORE the bride and groom (who I didn’t know). In my defence it didn’t look like a wedding cake
What are you scared of?
Frogs
Favourite film?
One flew over the cuckoos nest
Name 3 people you would invite for a beer?
Oliver Reed
Pablo Escobar
Pep Guardiola
First football match you can remember attending?
Burnley v Northampton 1986/87. Tuesday night, under the lights. Pouring with rain and getting wet in the uncovered stand.
As a footballer, what was your best attribute?
Wand of a right foot
Money…or looks?
Money
Most expensive present you have either bought yourself, or bought for you?
Vespa T5 bought with my first bonus from work
Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vadar for a week?
Talk like Yoda, I would






